"This isn't Platoon!"
This is the stuff that made me laugh out loud as I was walking through town yesterday. Hid my giggling behind my scarf, but it didn't work so well, I think. Anyway. It's the first episode of the Mighty Boosh Radio Show: Stolen.
Intro: Fossil and Vince want to go up in a helicopter to catch the guy who's stealing all the animals from the zoo. But this is a small underfunded zoo - this isn't Platoon, Howard says.
Howard: "It's a bad idea." Vince: "It's a good idea." Howard: "You just wanna fly around shooting off flares in the middle of the night. Vince: "Yeah... with an eyepatch on." Howard: "That makes all the difference, doesn't it."
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Good Bit: So Howard devises a cunning plan. And asks them if they agree. And they do... kinda.
Fossil: "We need more flares to the right!" Vince: "I can't even see to the right! I can't see!" Fossil: "Take off the eyepatch!" Vince: "No way! I love it!"